Why didn’t this occur to me many babies ago?
You know what mothers want, nay need?
A baby feeding contraption. With my limited designed capabilities (stuff all) I give you my idea for how to get a whole nights sleep while baby feeds themselves. All you need is a giant hamster water drip thingy filled with milk, like this.

Can you picture the wee one rolling over, lapping up a bit of milk – self service – no need for mummy to get up – job done.
I think I’m onto something here…
Or am I just REALLY damn tired, me thinks so.
I believe they are called boobs. They drip drip drip and bub just rolls over to get some… No need for anyone to get up!!
Ha ha yes we are on a good thing!!
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Haha yes, but if I put the milk in one of these things, that means no bed sharing and waking every hour in a panic worrying if I’m sleeping on them!
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