I had all good intentions of sitting down today and writing about my Mothers day yesterday. But had a bit of a Mothers Day Fail effort, and I am now exhausted. Far too tired to write nice that's for sure. But I thought I would hop on and direct you all to this: http://www.realmumoftheyear.com.au/ Guess... Continue Reading →
When Facebook status updates go bad…
...rant ahead... Something I've noticed, especially since my Mother started using Facebook, is asshat use of Facebook statuses and WRONG shorthand emotions. Let me share what tires me out, having seen this sort of thing in my status feed too often. Vomit love - I don't need to hear how much you love your "hubsie wubsie, snookums, cuddle... Continue Reading →
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Yesterday I managed to get out of the house. I buzzed about town as if I owned the place, and you know how much first impressions count. I thought I looked good yesterday, ready to face the world and take it on, but the world said 'oh no you don't'... I discovered when I got home... Continue Reading →
Listen, about your cat…
I must have something stamped on me somewhere. Something that attracts trouble and weirdness to me? I was doing the school run this morning, and was heading home with the three little ones when a cat decides to commit suicide under my car. Quick as lighting the bugger just leap from the bushes on the side... Continue Reading →
OMG! I can’t believe my eyes…
OMG! I can't believe my eyes... This was the first line of an ad I found in the Herald yesterday for an anti-ageing eye treatment. Now is it just me, or is the target market for such a product (the slightly more mature woman) not likely to be a person who would respond to, or let... Continue Reading →